The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day Calendar 2007

Our perennially bestselling black-and-white Page-A-Day Calendar returns with a hilarious year of malapropisms, gaffes, politician-speak, and plain ol’ jaw-dropping stupidity. The corporate: “Free shipping with any purchase when you pick it up at the store.” (BestBuy.com) The Freudian: “As I was telling my hus—as I was telling President Bush.” (Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice) The patently clueless: “Whaddaya mean nepotism? He’s my brother!” (Philadelphia mayor Frank Rizzo, after hiring his brother as fire commissioner) Plus perplexing newspaper headlines, weird menu items, and questionable government logic.