The Original 365 Jokes, Puns & Riddles Page-A-Day Calendar 2008

Never underestimate a dumb joke: Moe: I heard they put a new wing on the hospital. (Drum roll, please!) Joe: That’s true, but I bet it still won't fly. The bestselling jokes calendar is back for 2008, packed with hundreds of riddles, knock-knocks, puns, silly definitions, and other groaners guaranteed to keep the whole family in stitches. Why does the navy recruit so many opera singers? Because they can handle high Cs. You'll giggle, you'll guffaw, you'll roll your eyes—but laugh at the same time. Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because he's always a little short.