You Know You're a Republican/Democrat If...

Author:	Frank Benjamin
ISBN:	1402203330 , 9781402203336
Publisher:	Sourcebooks Hysteria
Date:	2004-08-01
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Whichever political party you call your own, you’ll laugh out loud and feel that your side comes out just a little bit better…
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You know you’re a Republican if...You wouldn’t mind if the Commonwealth of Massachusetts seceded from the Union.
You know you’re a Democrat if...You wish the Republic of Texas had never become a state.

You know you’re a Republican if...You think Colin Powell might make a good President, if he weren’t black.
You know you’re a Democrat if...You think Colin Powell might make a good President, if he weren’t conservative.

You know you’re a Republican if...You can’t stand your gay uncle, but you invite him to your son’s wedding because he’s rich.
You know you’re a Democrat if...You can’t stand your rich uncle, but you invite him to your daughter’s graduation party because he’s gay.